- Anti Joke

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Is maynaise an instrument?

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue