What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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