- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

sky's sty

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

richard is fag

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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