- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Anti Joke

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