So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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