- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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