- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

The Princess is in another castle

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Men's rights

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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