Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Your mums a potato

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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