How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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