What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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