what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call an amazing person Good

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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