why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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The WNBA

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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