- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Penis

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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