God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

I am very humble.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

c-? men, C-men

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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