go F*** yourself

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Womens rights

mental kid

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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