Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Albert your flies undone.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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