Chuck norris

THE GAME

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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