- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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