A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

sfdg

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Women's rights

why am I writing this...im bored

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Mahmy

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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