Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Daym im romantic

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Get on your knees Ho

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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