- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What is green and slow Grass.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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