Justin Bieber

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Dogs

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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woman's rights

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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