Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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No

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Anti Joke

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