- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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