roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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