Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

knock knock There's no door

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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