Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Mahmy

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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