- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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