- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Your face is hilarious.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

"Knock knock." "No."

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