- Anti Joke

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Replacement Referees

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family