What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Women's rights...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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