Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

in soviet russia, cow milks you

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

you are a åsshole :)

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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