- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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