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mark is life

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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oh hai

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Where's my tractor?

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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hey John will you make some copies

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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