What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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