Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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