Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

A man goes to the potty.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's 9+10? 19.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

so the weather's nice...

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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