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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

women's rights, lol

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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