Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Bags of delicious poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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