hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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H o m o comes out as homo

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Fat people

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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The WPGA tour

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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