Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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speech and debate.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What? Why?

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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