- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

* anti-punchline

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Justin with a hat.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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