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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

I regret everything.....

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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