- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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