- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Bags of delicious poop.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

destiny

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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