Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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ur an fagit

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ur gay

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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