Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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;iub

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they're dead. idiot.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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oh hai

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mark is life

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Where's my tractor?

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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