- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Religion.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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