What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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you are a åsshole :)

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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