What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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these are shit

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Anti Joke

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