- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Bad grammers.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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