Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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