- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

jibby jobby

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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