how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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