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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

I just drank a cola.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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