- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

The Holocaust

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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