Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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