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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

hi bye

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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