How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Women's Rights.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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