- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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