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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.