Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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