- Anti Joke

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's blue? The sky.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.