What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What did the car do? CRASH!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Robin, get in the batmobile

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

An irish man walks out of a bar

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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