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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

I'm gay.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes