Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Dance is a sport

homosexuals are gay

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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