A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Fox News

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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