What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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