- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

My mum is called Steve

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Katy Perry

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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