- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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