What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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