- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Faithful men.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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