roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

VAL SUCKS

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

BOTTOM!!!

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

You know what's natural? Bears.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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