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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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