Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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