- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

penis?

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

BOTTOM!!!

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

VAL SUCKS

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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