Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Nickleback.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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