- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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