John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Anti Joke

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