- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

so the weather's nice...

How old are you? 7

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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