What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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