What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Anti Joke

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