- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

That's what SHE said!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

The WNBA.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Faithful men.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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