- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

what is the color of a burp burple

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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