why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Adele walks into the stables

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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