- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Women's rights...

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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