- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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