- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

The Game.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Women's rights.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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