LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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