- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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