Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Justin beiber..

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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