When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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The Holocaust

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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no pun intended

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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