- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Knock Knock Come in

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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