Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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