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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

God

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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