yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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