- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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