- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

I am very humble.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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