Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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I have an erection My mom!

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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