Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Anti Joke

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