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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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