John Cena

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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