I'm Batman.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

A dog is always in the pushup position.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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