Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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