There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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