How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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