Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Microwave

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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