- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

That is so fetch

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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