- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

everybody loves raymond

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

I have a gay camel

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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