- Anti Joke

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer