"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

A man killed himself.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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