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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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